Back at it again with…Nick Viall?

Just when you finally thought it was over, somehow Nick Viall has managed to wiggle his way onto another network series. Instead of catching Nick every Monday night at nine chase after the same type of women to eventually get left behind, you can now catch him following the lead of yet another woman on this seasons Dancing With the Stars. Yes, that’s right! Just this past week, Nick Viall performed for his very first time on Dancing With the Stars with his partner Peta Murgatroyd, and let me tell you, not too many people were impressed with his moves!

The 34-year-old reality star (if that’s what you want to call him), who just got engaged to Vanessa during his season of the Bachelor, performed a Cha-cha-cha choreography and scored a sad 24 out of 40. While the judges on the show stated that Nick held potential, they had a lot of criticism for his feet and hand movements. Funny enough, it wasn’t only the judges who felt like Nick did not do an impressive job! The Star Trek actor William Shatner had the furthest thing of words of encouragement for Nick as a contestant on the show. Just after the premier, Shatner Tweeted “My goal for #DWTS is to knock Bachelor Nick out ASAP. Who is with me?”. I guess he’s not the only one who thinks Nick’s day in the spotlight needs to come to an end, permanently.
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It would appear that it has become somewhat of a trend to quit your day job, pursue love on national television followed by competing in a dance competition with no experience, because believe it or not, Nick is not the only former Bachelor or Bachelorette to do this! Jake Pavelka, Sean Lowe and Chris Soules have all taken their shot at competing in Dancing With the Stars!
So who’s in with William Shatner and who’s still #TeamNick all the way?
Written by Emilie Berbrier

iTunes for Oral Sex?

The things our phone’s do these days are seriously incredible. From FaceTiming across long distances, capturing moments with a relatively good lens, to being able to run a business and network through your device, it is seriously quite incredible. Our phones have become an essential part of our communicative world and our go to accessory when leaving the house. According to recent news on iTunes, our phones are even making an appearance in our sex lives. We’re not talking about your average late night chat over the phone, your inappropriate snaps or sexy FaceTime calls, we’re talking about apps that are specifically designed to induce arousal.
Yes you read that correctly! There is now an “iTunes for Oral Sex” section. A couple of months ago the webcam platforms CamSoda released an app called O-Cast. This app invites users to use their imagination and some oral dexterity to mimic the action of giving a woman oral pleasure. Users are encouraged to actually lick their phone screens as the app records them and then upload it to the website for people to choose to send to their own or other connected vibrators through a Bluetooth connection!
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Pros To O-Cast:
  1. You can customize the job just to your likings
  2. You don’t need a man or a woman to get satisfaction
  3. You can experience new ways of pleasure from strangers without having to leave your house
  4. It’s all online and allows you to be anonymous
  5. No complaining about having a sore jaw 😉
Cons To O-Cast:
  1. You may (probably will) look absolutely ridiculous doing this to your phone screen
  2. Do you know how many germs are on your phone? This requires serious sterilization before licking your screen
  3. Seems like a lot of work to get the accuracy of it
  4. Might be a weird feeling receiving virtual pleasure from a complete stranger
  5. Its slightly embarrassing to realize how lazy society has become that you now need to result to your phone for some action
So ladies and gents, if you’re feeling tired of the same old vibrations and maneuvers of your vibrators or real life partners, look no further then right down at your very own screen!
Written by Emilie Berbrier

Our Favourite TV Commercials Of All Time

In a world where we are constantly bombarded with commercials and wish we could download an app that will ban all commercials ever on everything, making one that people WANT to watch – and rewatch, isn’t easy. The following award winning ads range from funny to inspiring, but one thing they all have in common is that every miniscule detail of the ads sends a message powerful enough to alter the way people will feel and talk about the brand for years to come. That is the power of marketing, and sometimes 30 seconds is all it takes. In our article on empowerment, we’ve already mentioned that the Barbie “You Can Be Anything” campaign is one of our all time favourites. Now take a look at the rest…

Rolex: Celebrating Cinema (2017)

Aired during this year’s Oscars, it shows how the brand was involved in so much of our popular culture and arts, and sends a powerful reminder about why rolex is rolex.

 

Hyundai: Ryanville (2016)

Ryan Reynolds: We’ll gravitate towards that. As would most women – who this ad successfully targets.

 

Snickers: You’re Not You When You’re Hungry

(2010)

2 words: Betty White. However the ad also raises an important existential-crisis inducing question: If you’re not you when you’re hungry, but you’re always hungry…who are you…?

 

Old Spice: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

(2010)

With almost 54 million views on YouTube, this is a classic. Aside from being hilariously intense and memorable, the ad also targets women even though it features a product for men. We all know men could care less about what shower gel they use – if any at all. Which is why the add successfully targets those who’ll actually end up buying it.

 

Durex: Get It On (2009)

Funny and cute – A powerful combo. This commercial is proof that often the most simple ones are the most impactful. Get it on, and get on with it.  

 

Bud Light: Fist Bump Is Out, Slapping In (2007)

Funny and strangely satisfying to watch. Memorable to say the least.

Sony BRAVIA: Balls (2006)

You really gotta have balls to make an ad like this (pun intended). The mesmerizing commercial features thousands of actual bouncy balls cascading down a San Francisco Street. They were filmed by over 20 cameras and symbolize “Colour, like no other” for Sony’s LCD TV. The director laughed that “there’s currently no more bouncy balls available for children in America”. To watch the final ad click here

Reebok: Terry Tate (2003)

You’ll laugh for a solid 3 minutes after watching this. Maybe because the ad is the perfect. Or maybe because we wish we had a Terry Tate for every idiot we’ve ever had to work with.

 

Apple: 1984 (1984)

Leaving you curious and inspired, it’s crazy how accurately this commercial predicted the future.

 

Costa’s all time favourite commercial: